When sexy doesn't quite work...

Thanks to kenneth in the (212) for pointing me toward this!

From Cracked.com comes a countdown of The 19 Most Hilariously Failed Attempts at Sexy Album Covers. From Adam Lambert and Prince to John Travolta and Whitesnake, and lots of bands I've never heard of before, this list literally made me laugh out loud. Check out these album covers and you'll absolutely wonder, "What were they thinking?"

For example, here's #16, Prince's Lovesexy:

Says Cracked, "Is it just us, or is Prince is the only person who looks less manly when he's not wearing lady clothes? See, this is why Prince is a national treasure who we will deeply miss when he's gone; he's the one man on Earth who has heard the phrase, 'Hey, buddy, we'd be less uncomfortable over here if you'd put on a ruffled lace shirt and a pair of assless crushed velvet bell bottoms.'"

Check out the full list and see if you actually ever owned any of these.